John H - Supervillain

Download the song: johnh2011.bandcamp.com Lyrics: Late one night in his science lab Drinking 27 cans of Monster Rehab An explosion occurred from his errors in math and it sent him on a dark and villainous path BOOM went the flask, and on went the mask, I set up my get-up and got on with the task of conquering the world with my iron grip, while I conquer all the girls with my iron tip. I got a PhD in Supervillainy, and I'll recruit anyone who's willing to be trained in martial arts, then deployed to regions to be taken over by masterful legions skilled in besiegin', best be believin' no love tonight: widows will be grievin'. I'm not deceivin', listen to reason: JOIN ME OR DIE, to defy me is treason! There's only peace when I have succeeded: enforcing your forces have all retreated, ensuring resources have been depleted, while staying on course, OF COURSE YOU'RE DEFEATED!!! ------------------------------------------------------ I've got the whole world in my evil hands I'm conquerin' your people, I'm all up in your lands I'm the baddest of bad, and the mannest of mans Just submit to my plans, give in to my demands He's got the whole world in his evil hands He's conquerin your people, he's all up in your lands He's the baddest of bad, and the mannest of mans Just submit to his plans, give in to his demands ------------------------------------------------------ Got the wits and brains and a super machine designed to wipe minds, you'll find your mind cleaned Nothing like it from this century. It comes from the future, AND BUILT BY ME!! Did I blow your mind with a time paradox? I can do that too! With a magical box, I can weave through time like the fibers of socks! I blink through aeons!! You stare at clocks!!! Held back by the limits of a normal fool: getting by in life, hating work or school, you need a leader, not a government tool! Destined from birth, I WAS BORN TO RULE! Unify this world with law and order: you can follow me as I claim your borders, or swallow flames from incoming mortars. What's left of your body will be drawn and quartered! -------------------------------------------------------- I cloned myself, and he thinks like me! We toasted our health, and he drinks like me! He fights really well, never blinks like me! He'll drag you to Hell, to the brinks like me! I made twenty more, they're all mad like me! Kicking down the doors to your pad, like me! All this blood and gore, makes them glad like me! I told you before: NO ONE'S BAD LIKE ME! -------------------------------------------------------- Do you really think... your pitiful heroes can stop me? Cause I don't think anyone in this universe has what IT TAKES TO DROP ME!!! No cape or cowl or power rings, can save you from the awful things I plan to do: my army brings destruction, as the chaos sings it's medley to the world you know. There's nowhere safe for you to go! I march in triumph, boots aglow from skulls of fools I've crushed below! I know your weakness, who you're hiding I know where your loved one's residing and all along I've just been biding, time while you just keep on fighting. The trap is set, it's all in place: stare in despair just try to brace yourself as tears fall from your face! YOUR LOVED ONES DIE, WITHOUT A TRACE!!! --------------------------------------------------- All too well that smoking rubble rises, emphasizing trouble. Seems they're dead! That's less than subtle. GOD I LOVE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE!!!! Cry to the sky in agony, then fall to your knees for you're lacking the ability and mental capacity, TO EVER DREAM OF SOMETHING STUPID LIKE ATTACKING ME!
John H - Supervillain